Night 2 of not sleeping here we come

cxreyjacksxn:

Guys with beards are just guys without beards with beards

canwehaveapooldad:

Chuck: There stands a broken man.

Ralph: It’s recess everywhere but in his heart.

lmaonade:

paczkickyourface:

lmaonade:

devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

Latley I keep thinking Am I even worth anyone’s time? Because it really feels like I’m not.

I’m just here

hexglyphs:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

internetblogger:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

Here’s a thing I saw with my own two eyeballs, parked next to my car.